Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Opossum Jokes


How many fiddle players does it take to eat an opossum?
Two, one to eat it & one to watch for cars."

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...
To teach the opossum it could be done!

Why did the opossum cross the road? ...
To teach the squirrel that you don't have to zig-zag .

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